Fristing hurts

Fascinating news today: the results of the Terri Schiavo autopsy.
 
Seems the woman had a brain so atrophied it was half its normal size, and she was blind. Which really makes me want to write to good ol’ boy Billy Frist and ask him if he feels like the complete and total dipshit he should feel like after diagnosing her via video.
 
Gee, amazing how actual medical procedures work so much better than the faith healer bullshit…
 
Of course, Frist and his ilk would like to convince us all that we don’t need traditional medical care, seeing as fewer and fewer of us are able to afford health insurance thanks to their fucking it all up for us plain ol’ working folks.
 
That’s okay. I’m a firm believer in karma, and one day if we’re lucky we’re going to find out that ol’ Frist-y suffered something like a catastrophic health trauma and lay, paralyzed, on his floor for several days as packs of feral cats — like the ones he used to adopt and dissect in medical school — slowly, and painfully, devoured his flesh, starting, of course, with his eyes…..