The Dryer Hates Bunny Soft

I wish someone had told me that the socks I keep buying at Target that are the tactile equivalent of millions of soft kittens snuggling and purring all around your feet cannot be put in the dryer. Sadly, the soft sock bunnies have now been replaced by evil scratching foot killers…
 
*sigh*
 
Please, let this be a lesson to y’all; don’t suffer the same horrible fate as my hurty feet!