Um, yeah, so this has got to be a joke, right? I mean, wasn’t last year’s fest significantly better?

And, ah, sure, like I’m gonna’ pay to see all this collective crap in one place. I’d be afraid I’d go into a lactose-intolerant coma thanks to all the fetid cheese on stage over two days.

Although, oh gosh oh gee, the entire cast of Rent? Ooh, now that’s a teaser….